How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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