fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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