What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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