he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16