If i come over, it means nothing
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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