If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
its liver damage thursday
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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