So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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