I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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