that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize