The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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