ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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