So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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