My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
false alarm. still invincible.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We don't watch enough power rangers
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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