id be glad to
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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