Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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