Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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