Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
too bad you live with your parents still
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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40s are totally the cure
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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