I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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