On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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