I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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