She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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