It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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