note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We don't watch enough power rangers
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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