We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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