Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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