i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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