there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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