is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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