Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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