idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Randomize
