And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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