Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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