If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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