How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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