i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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