I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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