what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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