Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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