and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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