Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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