And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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