is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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