halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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