Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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