So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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