She's JV to your varsity
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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