I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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