I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
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Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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