hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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