To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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