My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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