i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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