even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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