All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He shit in the fireplace
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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