My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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