First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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