Can Purell be used as lube?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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