is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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