The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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