yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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