So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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