what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wish my penis had a tongue
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
